I just had a drunk stripper molest me..

..at the laundry mat (of course). She wasn't that hot which sucked. Nice body. Bad breath. She seen a tattoo on my arm and was convinced I had some on my back as well. She proceeded to some how take off my shirt nearly and look to see there was none in front of a dozen innocent customers. Long story short. I gave her a fake number. Not all men will fuck anything btw ladies.